Some Facts 

-Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

-To err is human; to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

-The road to success? Is always under construction.

-Alcohol does not solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

-In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you do not need it.

-All the desirable things in life are illegal, expensive or fattening.

-Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

-Everyone has a scheme of getting rich.. Which never works?

-If at first you do not succeed… Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

-You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

-Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

-42.7% of all statistics are made on the spot.

-If you have paper, you do not have a pen. If you have a pen, you don’t have paper?? If you have both, no one calls.

-If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

-You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

-After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

-The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.

-Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

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